7-18-11

Apparently Mr. Chetan enjoys his stalking late at night as well, given that he's knock-out asleep and utterly defenseless to us screwing with him.

That is all, Im too bored to write more.

Chetan also is addicted to memes.

Welcome all

We shall now take a moment to recognize our good friend Chetan (Chey-tan) and his accomplishments in the social, the political, and the hilarious in life. But most of all we must recognize his habits of facebook stalking and cure him of the terrible plague that takes him away from us each day.

I will now use my artistic skills and poetic imagery to express the sorry we all feel for Chetan in a poem:

If only he didn't meet our dear friend EM, if only he were with us all the time

The sun would be shining, the trees whistling as we laughed with him,

But instead he's inside, hunched over as Igor and watching others,

Stop stalking people, it's fuckin creepy, you bastard

Also, Im posting lists of people he stalks every day. Gotta deter the habit somehow